Talent Night

Written by:
Lane Raichert
Story by:
Gavin Blair, Phil Mitchell, Ian Pearson
Song
"You're Alphanumeric"
written by:
Robert Buckley
What happen:

The episodes start out with Bob and Enzo playing a game against a couple of binomes. "You're smoke" says Enzo. "In your dreams, birthday boy", replies Bob. The game ends in a four-way tie. Enzo goes on ahead while Bob checks up on Dot. Dot is in the middle of auditioning acts for the surprise party she is holding for Enzo's birthday.

Things are not going well. Most of the acts are awful, and Miss Emma Fee, the Prog Sensor, nixes the interesting ones. Dot tells Bob to keep Enzo busy until 24:50. The acts being auditioned are:

"The fabulous, uh, acrobat guys". The One with its hair in an Afro style is launched into the stratosphere.
A Zero that bugs its eyes and falls to pieces.
The Dires, Sal and Harv, rather primative looking characters that Mike gleefully smashes.
Johnny O'Binome, who does a joke of nothing but "1" and "0".
Live Null Juggling
Phong singing "Unforgettable" and forgetting the unforgettable words.
Small-Town Binomes singing "B.S.'n'P." to the tune of the Village People's "Y.M.C.A".
The Primatives: a blue sphere, a green cube, and a red cone. They form a ReBoot icon.
Captain Quirk, doing William Shatner's rendition of "Rocket Man".
One of Megabyte's viral binome's doing break dancing.

Megabyte notices the activity and tries to get information out of Bob. MB sends some of his incompetent spies to check out the commotion around Dot's Diner. They end up being part of the act. MB is rather pleased to hear that all those people will be gathered in one place - he decides to put into action "plan code 214".

Meanwhile, Bob takes Enzo to the Data Slides in the Beverly Hills sector. Enzo is tired and hungry, and wants to go back to the Diner. As he takes off on his zip-board, the guy with the Afro comes down, and Bob says "oo, er!"

The street near the Diner is filled with just about every single vehicle in Mainframe. Enzo wanders backstage, past the fat Elvis, past the water-cooler sprite, past the big red robot, and on to the stage.

Everybody is there, and is counting down the time left. Right at zero, sparklies start at Enzo's feet, and he gets a new outfit. His shirt says 10 instead of 01. Dot comes out in a torch-singer outfit and performs "You're Alphanumeric" to a slack-jawed Bob and Enzo.

The fat Elvis gets ready for Aloha from Mainframe via Satellite, but gets flattened when Megabyte crashes the party. Two A.B.C.s transform into giant speakers, and Megabyte comes out of a coffin held up by skeleton hands. Hack and Slash are the drummers. He pulls out a guitar, and starts to play.

Bob counters by telling Glitch to transform into a BFG (Big Fancy Guitar). The two men perform a wild guitar duet. At the end, MB gives his guitar to Enzo, and says "I've always wanted to do that". As MB's gigantic armored limo leaves, Mike the TV tells the crowd "Ladies and gentlemen, Megabyte has left the building".